This is (some of) the stuff I do for in my free time. But if you want to pay me for this we can discuss that too.

picture 1: i made a giant spoon to hold all my tiny spoons. fun fact, I love tiny spoons.

picture 2: This Isn’t Embarrassing is a Substack I have where I post long form writing about literally whatever I want. For example, plans for my funeral.

picture 3: nose sunglass holder (please don’t judge the wall paint, to be clear I wasn’t paid to do that either).

picture 4: The Make Shit Show is an art show I host where everyone invited makes art. It’s to get people making things again for no other reason than just to make them.

pictures 5-7: some art I’ve made that makes me laugh.